You'll find me somewhere else!

Ryan Reynolds just hosted SNL, first episode I've watched in ages. I found it distracting, him wearing red and black towards the end. Just his style? Or dedication? My hat off to you sir.

Anywhat, new characters sprouting like beanstalks in my brain, just begging to be written about. Sucks for them, I have the attention span of a five year old crack-child.
Heather McCabe just got dumped by her last girlfriend, now she's fingering that switchblade in her coat pocket. Don't worry, love, plenty more fish in the sea. If you're lucky not all of them will want to fix you.

Father and the Cathy are off to mexico for a while, so I have the place to myself from friday to next sunday. I'll probably miss them, but I really enjoy having the house to myself. I'm going to try to finish a few sewing projects while I have the extra space. In the mean time, I have some poster ideas for ASS. Anyone know where you can print posters for cheap?

Shopping list for world domination:
200 plastic spoons
2 rolls of double-stick-tape
4 singing birthday cards
1 3ft. dowel
1lb. fairy dust
Lovatt's TV
and PURE FAT.


Who all is coming for sure on friday?
need to know howmany sleeping devices we need.

I may have already shared this, but on Friday I was heading back home and I was transferring buses, when a car full of 20-somethings drove by and called me "Faggot!" along with a multitude of other offensive names.

I really do love the Hillsdale area.

Does anybody have them?
I sure don't, so please tell me before I punch myself another orifice out of ANGER.